i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???
Imagine how is touch the sky
return here, please carts, i’m begging you
Don’t dead open inside
Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.
That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit