Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Be all like, “I have a fiction paper due and I wanna be on Ernest Hemingway’s level.”
Ugh me and Hemingway. He just gets me.
I enjoy this.
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
the puberty gods and goddesses bestowed joseph stalin with many gifts but development of leadership skills and the basic ability to differentiate between right and wrong were not a part of the package deal
What the actual fuck
you add the red.
Dragonite is so ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid