"In my opinion, the third date is traditionally the one…where you have sex. Does Holly feel that way? I don’t know. I will probably find out tonight. If she starts having sex with me, I’ll know for sure."

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dajo42:

if i was in a shop with my son and he wanted a princess doll i would say no. no definitely not. we can get that for cheaper online come on let’s go home and buy you like five princess dolls with the same money


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dreamhusband-thewarlock:

…just in case anyone ever had any doubts

dreamhusband-thewarlock:

…just in case anyone ever had any doubts


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nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

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cumgirl1:

they should really stop making movies like the purge because americans are stupid enough to try to reenact that shit in real life and thats dangerous


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upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 


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riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard


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don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott

don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott

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malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.


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