don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott

don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott

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72,198 notes | Reblog | 2 weeks ago

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.


115,761 notes | Reblog | 3 weeks ago

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110,731 notes | Reblog | 3 weeks ago

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

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332,607 notes | Reblog | 3 weeks ago

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33,853 notes | Reblog | 3 weeks ago
joshlyford:

lauramestrada:

princessprincessa:

Be all like, “I have a fiction paper due and I wanna be on Ernest Hemingway’s level.”

Ugh me and Hemingway. He just gets me.

I enjoy this.

joshlyford:

lauramestrada:

princessprincessa:

Be all like, “I have a fiction paper due and I wanna be on Ernest Hemingway’s level.”

Ugh me and Hemingway. He just gets me.

I enjoy this.

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59,121 notes | Reblog | 3 weeks ago

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it


503,621 notes | Reblog | 3 weeks ago

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8,793 notes | Reblog | 3 weeks ago

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety


405,476 notes | Reblog | 3 weeks ago
hetalyuh:

the puberty gods and goddesses bestowed joseph stalin with many gifts but development of leadership skills and the basic ability to differentiate between right and wrong were not a part of the package deal

hetalyuh:

the puberty gods and goddesses bestowed joseph stalin with many gifts but development of leadership skills and the basic ability to differentiate between right and wrong were not a part of the package deal

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6,634 notes | Reblog | 4 weeks ago
wolverhoton:

peppermintcoffeeplease:

What the actual fuck


you add the red.

wolverhoton:

peppermintcoffeeplease:

What the actual fuck

you add the red.


22,795 notes | Reblog | 4 weeks ago

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172,910 notes | Reblog | 4 weeks ago

direhuman:

xerneas:

Dragonite is so ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

image

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220,219 notes | Reblog | 4 weeks ago

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid


670,076 notes | Reblog | 4 weeks ago
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