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5,017 notes | Reblog | 3 weeks ago

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard


156,995 notes | Reblog | 3 weeks ago

don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott

don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott

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78,246 notes | Reblog | 1 month ago

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.


124,628 notes | Reblog | 1 month ago

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132,263 notes | Reblog | 1 month ago

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work


348,465 notes | Reblog | 1 month ago

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34,048 notes | Reblog | 1 month ago
joshlyford:

lauramestrada:

princessprincessa:

Be all like, “I have a fiction paper due and I wanna be on Ernest Hemingway’s level.”

Ugh me and Hemingway. He just gets me.

I enjoy this.

joshlyford:

lauramestrada:

princessprincessa:

Be all like, “I have a fiction paper due and I wanna be on Ernest Hemingway’s level.”

Ugh me and Hemingway. He just gets me.

I enjoy this.

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60,203 notes | Reblog | 1 month ago

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it


513,988 notes | Reblog | 1 month ago

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8,817 notes | Reblog | 1 month ago

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety


477,644 notes | Reblog | 1 month ago
hetalyuh:

the puberty gods and goddesses bestowed joseph stalin with many gifts but development of leadership skills and the basic ability to differentiate between right and wrong were not a part of the package deal

hetalyuh:

the puberty gods and goddesses bestowed joseph stalin with many gifts but development of leadership skills and the basic ability to differentiate between right and wrong were not a part of the package deal


6,660 notes | Reblog | 1 month ago
wolverhoton:

peppermintcoffeeplease:

What the actual fuck


you add the red.

wolverhoton:

peppermintcoffeeplease:

What the actual fuck

you add the red.


27,964 notes | Reblog | 1 month ago

841,227 notes | Reblog | 1 month ago

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