astrotastic:

would you look at the time

lolzpicx:

What dogs dreams about

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the-robot-condese:

da-heell:

get-nerdy:

mewtoot:

garrettgregg:

mewtoot:

for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

It’s not?…

no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

my life is a lie

oh my god

holy shit. i thought it was just bullys that would take some kids shoes tie them together and throw them on the telephone wire. goddamn

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rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told

theclearlydope:

I would like Facebook to change the event invites to the following:

ARE YOU GOING?

Yes / Bitch I might Be / No

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loliconprince:

when someone u really like says something u strongly disagree with

deerpong:

bowlingforsoup:

how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.

That was so deep I shit myself